just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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