Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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