you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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