we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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