Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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