No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
