god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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