I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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