We're facebook friends in real life
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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