i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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