Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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