I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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