wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
