I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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