is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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