Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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