You don't have asthma, your pregnant
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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