4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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