no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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