you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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