Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
operation harelip BJ is a go
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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