his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
