I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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