listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
ugly people sure do ruin things
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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