i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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