yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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