And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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