Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Vodka?
Forever.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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