I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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