i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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