But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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