You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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