I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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