Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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