Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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