I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I was not drunk enough for that final.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
