i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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