even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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