That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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