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STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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