Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
she woke up with a sticky ear
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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