We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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