This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My bed smells like the plague
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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