I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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