I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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