we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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