do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Randomize
