Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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