I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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