Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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