Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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