evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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